11 Times Donald Trump Tweeted What we Were All Thinking

Before we get into this, how has Trump not deleted these RIDICULOUS tweets?

#1 “Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?”

I’ve been asking myself this same question since November 8th 2016… Did we ever get an answer here? If not let’s look into this, there has to be something we can do. Somebody with this type of Twitter feed shouldn’t even be allowed to run.

#2 “Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III”

The follow up to this is who will WWIII start with… Russia? China? One of our Allies that we push too far. Point being- we’re not making many friends in the next few years. NOT with a Twitter account like this running our country.

#3 “Pervert alert.  @RepWeiner is back on twitter. All girls under the age of 18, block him immediately.”

This is one of Trump’s more surprisingly credible tweets. In 2011 Anthony Weiner, former congressmen in New York, was found to have sent “sexually explicit” photographs of himself to women who followed him on Twitter. Trump was right to ask “girls under the age of 18” to block him. Weiner was then found guilty and went to jail for 21 months (still there at the time of this writing) for sexting a 15 year old girl. I grew up texting and don’t even know how to sext, how’d a 50 year old learn?

#4 “This election is a total sham and a travesty. We are not a democracy!”

Sometimes this whole “electoral college” thing can be a tough pill to swallow. It seems like… if more people vote for one candidate than the other, the one with the most votes should win? Well, if we’re not a democracy, as DJT claims, I guess that worked in his favor this time.

#5 “Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again--just watch. He can do much better!”

There are two important things to note when looking at this tweet. First, yes, Robert Pattinson shouldn’t have taken Kristen Stewart back, she did cheat on him and she cheated not only on Edward from Twilight but the STUD Cedric Diggory from Harry Potter AND she cheated with one of the directors of Twilight! SCUM! The second thing to note is that this tweet was the spark to Trump running for president. If you look at the first tweet responding to Donald’s tweet, you’ll see it’s from 2012 and reads “YOU SHOULD BE PRESIDENT FOR SAYING THAT”. That tweet implanted the idea in the Donald’s head and the rest is history. Thanks @GHOSTofMEATBALL ….

#6 “Every time I speak of the haters and losers I do so with great love and affection. They cannot help the fact that they were born fucked up!”

So true Donald, thank you for understanding that more than half the country was born “fucked up”. We’ve been trying to tell you! And PS- Thank you for speaking about us with great love and affection.  

#7 “Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault”

See commentary on #6. Thank you Mr. Trump for the kind words, I’ll try not to feel stupid or insecure.

#8 It's freezing and snowing in New York--we need global warming!

Look...don’t lie, any optimist has thought about this before… Does climate change mean we’re going to get PERFECT weather, even if it’s just for a small amount of time?? As the winter months come upon us, there’s no shame in thinking all these chemicals we’re putting into the air are going to have some short term benefit. Good news for Trump is, since he doesn’t believe in climate change, it won’t affect him. PLUS he’s too old to see the real effects, sorry Baron :( blame it on daddy.

#9 Nobody should be allowed to burn the American flag - if they do, there must be consequences - perhaps loss of citizenship or year in jail!

Both of the suggested consequences seem steep but maybe a fine? Nobody likes flag burning.. Except pirates maybe… or flag manufacturers (causes an uptick in demand) or maybe Donald. See the first reply, a screen shot of a Trump tweet condoning flag burning 5 years earlier that’s apparently since been deleted. Who knows, peoples’ opinions change with the wind. So which ever side of this argument you’re on, Trump has your back.

#10 I have never seen a thin person drinking  Diet Coke.

Wait a second… * takes first sip of 3rd diet coke of the day*

#11 Happy New Year to all, including to my many enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly they just don't know what to do. Love!

There’s never been a truer tweet, we really just don’t know what to do, #kanye2020 !!

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